6 minutes until the bf wants to watch Corrie, so it's about time I did a quick biography...

Still a teenager in my head, but it turns out I'm in my late forties... yawn...

Started proper dieting with Slimming Magazine Clubs and the brilliantly amazingly wonderful Joan Parsons when I was 15...

Oh no... I'm being distracted by a programme about William Morris, my local hero... I live in Shepherd's Bush these days... it's all getting posher and I'm still a skint Socialist... lol...

ooh... nearly time for Corrie...

... may all your pound losses be lovely... I've been 9 stone-odd and I've been 17 stone... I know which I prefer... off to Weatherfield... ttfn... xx