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Well this will be my last day in here until next Tuesday at least because we have a bank holiday weekend here in the land of thatch, heather and bog.
However after a sneaky step on the scales last night (I know, I know we shouldn't peek!) anyhow I can predict now what will happen at my Sunday night weekly weight in. I will probably dance into the bathroom to the music of the can can..... disrobe to the music of Patricia the stripper dangling various pieces of apparel before flicking them away...I shall stifle a chuckle as I step merrily onto the scales where upon the scales shall open up and an artificial boot shall arise and kick me in the gut! lol... its not looking too good after last nights peek! And then ya start the inquest! The taste tribunal... was it this, is it that... maybe it was the 3 lousey cahew nuts every night!! My expectations are too high, thats it - but I did everything right! maybe I had too Much protein! should I add another 3 miles to me walk... and in the end, I suppose that the only thing I really need to add is time, and liberal sprinlings of patience... for VERILY IT WAS WRITTEN SO.. that whomsoever dost be faithful to the cause... shall prevail (or more appropriate words to that effect...)
So we will see and I'll let ya know Tuesday.
Now before anyone else nearly has a seizure from laughter at my expense...coughs... I am sorry for not knowing what TOM was!!!!! am a simple normal guilt ridden irish catholic boy living in the bog and I had spent ages going through options.. "Well its NOT OWL, its not induction.... maybe its Tomatoes Over Mushrooms ... or maybe its code for Trample Oversized Men, Maybe TOM is the Godfather of Atkins, etc etc... so I took one of my yellow tablets and asked the silly dumb question in all my naivity "Whats TOM"..... slaps head...what a doofus! And sincere thanks to those very quick witted Folk who tried to give me the immediate heads up! 'preciate it...
Yesterdays gobfulls consisted of...
BREAKFAST
a bowl of my breakfast brulee (am just being fancy with the name!)
mix of sugar free jelly and cream cheese, mixed spice, nugmeg, ginger, cinnamon a dollop of cream and a dribble of vanilla mixed and left to set... 2.7g per 1/4 pint serving.
LUNCH
Cabbage and mushroom mixed with mayo a chopped fine bean and bacon bits, and a beefburger
TEA
Two lamb chops
SNACKS
chicken wings, slice of cheese, another small helping of that breakfast thingy and finally a partridge on a pear tree (or 3 cashew nuts - whichever is more believeable.)
Am off now to TRY get around everyones journal.. one of my VERY favourite things...
Thanks you one and all for everything this week... have a spiffingly great weekend...
Adh Mór...
Davy
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LOL!!!! Have a great weekend, enjoy the time off, just try an stay on track with the right choices..and get some exercise in while your off, a chance of making the scales happy again and you to...
02 май 08 написано членом: loosinisfun
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ROTFLMFAO! Sometimes, lol, just doesn't express how 'l' the 'l' is! So thanks to your writings, I am rolling on the floor and laughing my effing arse clear off. *picking self back up, picking arse back up, putting self back together* Okay, where were we: your menu shows that you are low-carbing with the best of them, no matter what your sneaky peak at the scales might have revealed. Have a great 3 day weekend, keep doing what you are doing and we'll let the weigh-in day be what it is.
02 май 08 написано членом: massiverally
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You and your rolicking journal will be much missed this weekend. You make me laugh everyday...and as I am in a battle with my scale currently, I offer my condolences in advance if the news is less than you hoped and my enthusiastic singing and dancing if it's good....and either way it's all about jeans...how's it lookin' in the jeans
02 май 08 написано членом: sharonfriz
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Way to make my morning Dave!! I LOVE to read what you have to say. Sitting here with a cup of frash coffee laughing my a** off!! You are going to do well. It took me a while to see a drop. It is *very* frustrating!! Keep up the good work. I'm sure we will all miss you this weekend!! :D
02 май 08 написано членом: Keri15
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Wheres the heavy cream? Havent you heard the news - a box of heavy cream a day keeps the weight away..seriously!!
Ever since my beloved heavy cream and I were reunited in a passionate hot and steamy moment, I havent been able to live without my sweetheart! I crave my love every morning day and night and until our lips touch one final time each night, my sleep is frayed with restlessness and yearning.
The ever so softly sweet flavor, the milky white hue, the warmth each droplet brings to my palate; I float with every embrace and have an out of body experience when I see my love have an out of the box moment.
Oh Heavy cream, where are thou? I shall long ye till me dying days for ye are the savior for my heart, my tongue and my weight!!
02 май 08 написано членом: caged liberty
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*blesses self whislst muttering... "Mother of unnatural occurances"* am off to dive into a vat of Jersey double cream!!!
02 май 08 написано членом: dave22
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Sending you lots of will power to keep steady and on track on your long weekend!! No desserts from the neighbors!!!!! You can do it.. stay calm and in control!!
02 май 08 написано членом: lorik
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Not back till Tuesday?????? ***cryin' in my heavy creamed coffee*** We certainly will miss you! Hope you have a wonderful holiday weekend! And, yeah, I'll compare weigh-in results with you...you're ON buddy!! :) :)
02 май 08 написано членом: mbhpro
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lol Thanks for the jolly chuckle this Friday am! Love coming to check your musings of the day. Say it isn't so!! NO internet and no dave for THREE days??? OI-VeY! What shallst I do?? Yes, I agree dave... maybe you should start us up an autobiography of our trials and tribulations for print. There most definitely are some witty writers here on fs. LOVE our lil secret!! Have a great day/weekend... find ya a nice big ol bowl of cream and dive on in mister, I'll be waitin' here with a wee towel. *blushes, but grins slyly* Good day! xoxo
02 май 08 написано членом: bullytrouble
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LOL. Seriously why aren't you a writer? I'm sure you'll get things figured out as you're still learning how to do this low-carbing thing. See you next week!
02 май 08 написано членом: sararay
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WEll! No wonder things were quiet on the WEstern Front! I see that you're gone! lucky for me, it's Monday and you should be heading for shore by tomorrow! I'll be standing at the docks, waving the victory flag, because I just KNOW that you'll do well on the scales! (providing you didn't throw in the towel and cheat...but you wouldn't do that, would you?)
05 май 08 написано членом: BadAndee
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