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Well, yesterday was a beautiful day, and I went to Costco. Today, we are bracing for an ever increasing storm, and it is raining. We had band practice, and I need to practice more. My wife hates my drums, but they are electronic, and can be quiet. She jabbered me out of bed this morning. She gets obsessive with talking, and I get tired of the Trump talk. lol Still, tons of food laying around. The rat problem continues. I lay down sticky strips, under my car, that are no where to be found in the morning. Where do they go???? OMG! Have a better day, everyone!
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
Rodney Dangerfield
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. Rodney Dangerfield
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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I never really cared for Rodney, but today he's tickling my funny bone. I'm happy to hear your prostate situation isn't holding you back too much. Speaking of Mr. Happy....
07 янв 17 написано членом: Sarah1950
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Yes, Mr. Happy is hanging in there. lol Thanks Sarah!
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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07 янв 17 написано членом: John10251
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Correctomundo! I'll take it, Thanks John!
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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07 янв 17 написано членом: Sarah1950
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Maybe you would like this one from the late Les Dawson (British comedian) - My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects!
07 янв 17 написано членом: Doobrie
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Thanks for the pun also. Hanging in there.
07 янв 17 написано членом: ClassicRocker
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That is a great one, there, Doobrie! I like that one! Thanks Classic, I hope you are feeling better.
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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So, Fort Lauderdale gunman broke no law getting his gun from baggage claim, until he unlocked it's case, and randomly killed people. Wow, what a "wake up call", that airports are unsafe. They love the idea, that we should all carry weapons at all time to keep us safe. Guns are a hugely, profitable business. Very obvious after election, nothing will change, and it will all be "continuous media fodder".
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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Great to hear from you, April! I hope you are doing well. Have a great 2017!
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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I visit Rodney Dangerfield's grave when I visit my grandmother. Always enjoyed his standup!
07 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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LOL! Warren, thanks for the laugh!
07 янв 17 написано членом: Mom2Boxers
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Great pics and jokes today Warren! Stay safe in the rain...
08 янв 17 написано членом: mskestrela
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Thanks Mom and Kes! I hope you are both doing well.
08 янв 17 написано членом: warrenwinter
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