My roomate is a mass murderer! Help! It's like Silence of the lambs in my basement every other saturday night. And I like to use that basement to play pool with my weekend friends. It's kind of annoying, and I'm trying to gain weight b/c my boy friend like em thicc boi! He has given me an ultimate and if I font gain this weight fast he is going with fat Albert! I cant let fat Albert have him, hes my boi!!